Neon Slime

I like things and stuff and I like sharing those things with people who also like things...and stuff



The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 



and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…




And then one time when the show got canceled…


and then when it came back..


you’re missing my favorite one though


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nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

I would just like to say that all the lyrics here are the ones she sampled from I Like Big Butts…So this is really Sir Mix-A-L - I Like Big Butts ft. spongebob crew

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Hey! You!

do you like comics?

do you like ancient egypt?

do you like both of those things combined under a really awful pun?

great, because then maybe you will like a project me and my best friend mary are putting together! Its been months since i made an advertisement post about it, and now with so many new followers, perhaps i can convince even more people to throw their lives away waiting for this project.

Kez is just some lady who finds herself mysteriously transported to Ancient Egypt, she has no idea what to do, no where to go and no way to get back, but thank god her phone is still working, and god bless her phone provider because the internet is still working. Kez is thrown into the thick of Ancient Egyptian politics and royalty and finds herself the centre of attention and using her phone, quickly becomes hailed as a prophet by the Pharaoh and his entourage. Kez must keep pretending she’s some magic oracle and figure out a way back home or be caught lying and probably, most likely fairly certainly be killed on the spot.

When her phone runs out of battery and she starts having to make up predictions, welllllllll things don’t go according to plan

Rosetta Phone is set largely in 18th dynasty Egypt and a time consisting of peace and security and currently under the rule of the Pharaoh Maahes, who is nice and all but hasn’t got a clue about warfare or politics and mostly wastes his time building things no one cares about in places people have never heard of while his wives do all the gritty stuff. Good thing he has Kez to tell him what to do with her phone or something, too bad she took the job from his priests and court advisers and now they’re all angry at her, along with apparently every one else who isn’t Maahes.

check out our progress blog and get hyped for when it comes out, which will hopefully be like next year some time!

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